Spam is bad. I get lots. You probably get more. I don't have the power to stop spam, but maybe I can get a little revenge.
If you send me spam, your e-mail address will be added to this list, where it will hopefully be picked up by e-mail collecting robots. Furthermore, I will start adding your address to spam lists. You, too, will know the joys of unsolicited porn ads.
If you really piss me off, I will take the time to post on usenet with your address...
By sending me unsolicited spamlike e-mail, you are consenting to my use of your e-mail address as described above.
So there.
I'm aware that this will have little if any effect, and that most spammers' addresses don't actually correspond to a person, but what the hell. The goal is not to accomplish something, the goal is to amuse me.
However, there is some justification in thinking that this may not be entirely dumb.
I may consider adding some scripts so that visitors to this site can submit an address, but I've had bad luck taking submissions from my visitors. I'll only consider it if enough people e-mail me promising not to abuse the priviledge.
Also, if anyone has an insight on how those pesky collection bots work, I'd appreciate some tips on making my List of Mayhem more effective. Similarly, I'm looking for effective spots to submit addresses so they will get on many, many mailing lists quickly.
For those of you who write me messages to the effect of "I think your site is neat, check out mine", I will give you the benefit of the doubt. I will give you an opportunity to convice me...
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